Women like Salma Hayek. They weren’t turned off by her unibrow in Frida, and unlike men they weren’t distracted by long-since discredited rumors that she might make out with Penelope Cruz when nobody’s looking. While we men are simply lusting after and dreaming of her thrust into a unibrow-free lesbo relationship, women are giving her awards for being a woman and being in film. Or something like that. It’s hard to focus with all this talk of Salma Hayek and how hot she is.
Women In Film believes that she brings something more important to our culture than her hotness. Utter madness, I know. There’s absolutely nothing more important after all. But Variety says on June 17th they’ll honor her for furthering the cause of women at their 35th Annual Crystal + Lucy Awards. What kind of award has a plus sign in it?
Being honored along with her will be Diane English, Ginnifer Goodwin, and Sherry Lansing. My apologies for this report, it’s two in the morning, I got a little distracted, and let’s face it I probably should have waited and let Katey write it. She’s respectable… and not a dude. Two huge advantages when it comes to talking about Salma Hayek without drooling on your shoes.
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Women like Salma Hayek. They weren’t turned off by her unibrow in Frida, and unlike men they weren’t distracted by long-since discredited rumors that she might make out with Penelope Cruz when nobody’s looking. While we men are simply lusting after and dreaming of her thrust into a unibrow-free lesbo relationship, women are giving her awards for being a woman and being in film. Or something like that. It’s hard to focus with all this talk of Salma Hayek and how hot she is.
